Are you a young man seeking advice about stuff like drinking, fighting, or fucking? Then search no more as A Young Man’s Guide to the Real World will save you from all your woes, or at least educate you about them.

“This is the best get a numb-butt toilet book I have ever read”
- The Author

"This book will never be part of The Oprah Book Club"
- Author’s Wife

"This book will not win a Pullitsher prize"
- Author’s Buddy who can barely read

"This Author should definitely visit with a qualified psychiatrist"

- Just about everyone the author knows

" What a piece if literary crap"

- Authors Former Friend

Wittingly written by an unconventional author, let this book be your self-help guide.  You will surely have no regrets! It is just like “sitting down with an old friend who can reflect on his life and give you some good old-fashioned advice.” So do not let teenage problems and other petty troubles get to you, A Young Man’s Guide to the Real World gives you free unadulterated advice that you don’t normally get.

Thank you for your time today...